I Need Something Cute So Here’s A Shih Tzu Dressed As A Teddy Bear

It’s been a harrowing 24 hours. When you’re used to writing lists like “9 Cat Tongues That Just Can’t Right Now,” it can be a real eye-opener when a real serious issue captures the attention of the nation like it did last night.

But, today’s a new day! A fresh start! A chance to wipe the slate clean with a real doozy of an Internet video. This video contains a dog. Not just any dog. A freakin’ Shih Tzu. A freakin’ Shih Tzu dressed as a motherlovin’ TEDDY BEAR!!

And that Shih Tzu dressed as a teddy bear is not just sitting around doing nothing. It’s on a dadgum TREADMILL!

Whew — so glad the world is back to normal again. What’s that? There’s still widespread racism and inequality in the U.S. in 2014? la-la-la-la-la-la Icanthearyouimwatchingadogonatreadmill…asdfksjuyziuzjiuvuiy