'The Onion' Reviews 'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes'

Is this the best you can do, Hollywood?

  • The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'
  • “Peter F*****g Rosenthal,” head film critic at The Onion is back and though his latest review is supposed to be on the newly released "The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," he's taking us on quite the detour.

    While Rosenthal has little to say about the “itty bitty turd" of a film, he does have a lot to say to Hollywood.

    “Is this the best you got? Do you really think I can’t handle another goddamn rebooted franchise?" He asks. "It’s going to take a whole lot more than an army of CGI monkeys to break me, you f***s."

    Props to whoever plays Rosenthal.

    What a brilliant delivery.

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