Columbia College President Dr. Scott Dalrymple understands the crippling debt that students find themselves in these days. Tuition costs have skyrocketed over the last decade and even textbooks can run a student hundreds of dollars per semester.
Here's how Dalrymple is willing to help. If you can defeat him in a no-holds-barred Madden tournament on PS4, he'll pay for your textbooks.
Yes, you'll still have to pay the $20,000 a year to attend Missouri's Columbia College, but really good Madden players could have an extra $400 of sweet greenbacks to spend on Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever the college kids are doing these days.
If this video has cheered you up, and you need a reminder of how university students in this country are totally fucked, check out this long (but important) clip from Last Week Tonight: