Schenectady High School student Draven Rodriguez should graduate early, because I'm sure a thousand Internet companies are already reaching out to him asking about the secret to going viral. The answer? Cats and lasers.
School officials: just let him do it.
1) His name is Draven, so he's going to become a supervillain and smite you.
2) You aren't doing a good job of breaking the stereotype of school officials being humorless dicks.
His online petition has already well-eclipsed his 500 signature goal. This is going to happen. Let's just let the Internet win.