Subway Boner is Probably Fake, is Still A Subway Boner

This Brazilian man (apparently) got an erection while boarding a subway train in Sao Paolo, and his friends who were just filming some random subway business were lucky enough to capture the clothed penis having the train door close on it.

The original video on Liveleak has over 400,000 views and topped Reddit’s videos subreddit this morning. I, however, can’t get past the almost cartoonish boner that the film’s prop master (i.e. stoned Brazilian dude) had to maneuver for hours so that it would close perfectly in the train doors.