Florida Kid Enacts Destructive Force On Dollar Store

It’s a good thing for everyone that most of us have self-control — that essential part of our consciousness that forces us not to do destructive things in the world that we clearly want to do. That we clearly deserve to do.

This kid doesn’t have that. He’s sick of all the bullshit, and he’s letting us all know by trashing a Dollar General in Tallahassee, Florida, which immediately makes it a late entry in our 194 Best Things To Happen In Florida In 2014 listicle, which is taking forever to complete. There’s just too much!

It took awhile for anyone in the store to do anything about the rampage, because who wants to be caught putting their hands on a kid? In Florida? So, the store manager called the police and a concerned, delighted citizen followed him around.

Eventually, one customer managed to pin the child to the ground outside the store. WATCH:

The video documentation continued, if only to prove that this gentleman wasn’t harming the kid in any way. Also, it’s pretty brave for a black man to press his knee on a child while waiting for police to arrive. The cops are liable to shoot him, put the kid into CPS, and then go into the Dollar General for their kickback.

Note: For the uninitiated, “jit” is slang for a young punk that doesn’t know shit. Thanks, Urban Dictionary.