"The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" was Peter Jackson's final farewell to the world of Middle Earth. And if the movie is anything to go by, Jackson is a bigger believer in the long goodbye. Because, man, this is a long movie. This honest trailer breaks it down:
Screen Junkies masterful skewers what have become well-worn tropes from the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings series. Massive, faceless CGI battles that go on way too long! Mopey dwarves whose names we still can't remember even after this eight hour long trilogy! Awkwardly inserted references to the Lord of the Rings!
The most tortured adaptation of a children's book we've ever seen finally comes to a close.