It’s never a bad time to appreciate awesome advertising - namely, this commercial for the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Austin, Texas, featuring an angry voicemail from a girl who was kicked out for texting during the movie.
The video is from 2011 but it’s a top trend on Reddit today, because smacking down annoying people at movie theaters is something we can all get behind.
“Occasionally, someone doesn't follow the rules, and we do, in fact, kick their asses out of our theater,” Alamo Drafthouse explains. “This video is an actual voicemail from a woman that was kicked out of one of our Austin theaters. Thanks, anonymous woman, for being awesome.”
The message is played in full and transcribed, complete with amazing mispronunciations.