If you’ve ever wanted to tell electrical safety instructions to piss off but don’t quite have the nerve, this bro-tastic dudebro has got your back.
“So I bought this personal massager, that runs on electrodes, at the mall today,” our shirtless, ballcap-and-hemp-necklace-wearing hero explains. “And it says you’re not supposed to put these things on your face, so… I can already tell this is gonna be fuckin’ awesome.”
A moment later he adds, “This is gonna suck.” Because fuckin’ awesome = sucking for this guy. (Not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.)
Sure enough, he turns the power on and his face starts painfully twitching and contorting, while he giggles and yells “Ow! Ow! Ow!” It is surprisingly hilarious.
Seriously though, never do this.