German comedian Jan Böhmermann has the toughest squad in the country: the police!
If you don't speak German, have no worries, click that subtitle button and you'll know exactly what's going on. Admittedly, the creator of the video above only re-uploaded the original in order to put subtitles on for his non-German wife. If you've got complicated feelings about this, you can give the original video a watch here.
In the meantime, I plan on taking full advantage of the generosity this kind soul provided and enjoy Böhmermann's phenomenal humor.