Most women who receive unsolicited dick pics are disgusted, or show them to their friends so they can make fun of them. This woman got a bunch of dick pics and wondered how she could make them look better, and decided dressing them up in little historical outfits was the best option.
Her name is Soraya Doolbaz. She's an Iranian New Yorker, and she's a professional penis photographer.
“Back when I was single, I would get a ton of dick pics, and my friends would get them, and we would show them to each other. And some dick pics were better than the other ones, and I thought, what if I took them with a professional camera?”
Eventually she started collecting costumes for her little models, with characters including Napoleon Boner Parte, Cumrad Stalin, Dicki Minaj, Bradley Cocker, and Kim Dong-un. The pictures have become so popular, you can buy refrigerator magnets, calendars, and even gift wrap.
"My goal with all this was to make people laugh,” she says on her website, which you should visit when you're 100% sure your boss won't see you. “I wanted to create comfort and confidence around sexuality for men and women."
Laugh all you want, but Soraya's work has been featured in huge art shows and she says she's sold some pieces for $10,000 each.