Knife-Wielding Crab Takes Over Facebook

That crab is gonna cut a bitch.

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  • Crabs already look a bit like ninjas when they’re waving their claws to defend themselves, but a crab waving a knife? That’s hardcore.

    This video shows a colorful crab slinking around the floorboards of what looks like a kitchen, threatening a person with a blue-handled steak knife - a knife that the person won’t be getting back without some cut fingers, from the looks of things.

    It’s one of those videos that Facebook can’t get enough of - maybe because it encapsulates our feelings when we’re interacting with most people on Facebook - and it’s racked up 80 million views already.

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