The Onion: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Just Asking

Just say "I'm the man for the job" and then show up Monday morning. You're unemployed because you're lazy.

  • Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Sheer Gumption

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    According to a Gallup report published Tuesday (via the satirical news site The Onion), over 95 percent of the nation's grandfathers began their careers by walking straight into a place of business, saying "I'm the man for the job," and receiving a position right there on the spot.

    No internships or fancy degrees required. It just used to be THAT easy.

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