Hopefully whatever you were doing on New Year's Eve did not include being a part of this broadcast, which officially goes down as the hottest, messiest live holiday coverage of the year.
Thank to a tweet from Patton Oswalt, the above video, which captures only a brief segment of the January 31, 2012 freak show, is making its way around the Internet, bewildering viewers as it goes.
YouTube uploader BlackDudeWhiteChick explains: "KDOC in LA aired a LIVE (NO DELAY) New Year's Eve show. ALL of the F-bombs, audio and video glitches, awkward pauses and drunk teleprompter mimics are 100% how the show aired. No tape doctoring necessary. Enjoy what probably is the last time KDOC will ever do anything live ever again. OH, and the best part...the info said "Featuring Mario Lopez, Eva Longoria, Joey Lawrence and Jennifer Love Hewitt". NONE of them showed up and instead they filled 90 minutes with Jamie Kennedy, a clearly high Macy Gray, and Bone Thugs N' Harmony who didn't get the memo not to curse. ENJOY."
Thanks to Patton Oswalt (yet again), the YouTuber will be posting the show in its entirety this weekend. Follow him on Twitter @ShaunBroyls for real time updates on the release of this unprecedented content.