Samuel L. Jackson: “I Have Had It With These Monkey Fighting Snakes On This Monday To Friday Plane!”

I don’t know when it became common to dub in new words in place of curse words instead of just bleeping them out completely, but we’re all familiar by now with the word “fudge” or “freak” being used to replace the F word on cable movies. Whoever dubbed this Samuel L. Jackson line, however, was a linguistic genius, excelling at the verbal gymnastics necessary to make an already-ridiculous movie (Snakes on a Plane) even more ridiculous.