Boy meets Siri. Boy falls in love with Siri. Siri rejects boy. It's the classic tale.
Song-a-day YouTuber Jonathan Mann has a thing for the latest iPhone models' virtual, personal assistant. But, despite this Apple user's greatest efforts, he can't break the hard, all-business facade that is Siri.
Listen to the tragic tale unfold in a dramatic duet between Jonathan and the lady of his tech dreams.