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While some continue to fret over preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse or Big Bird’s post-election fate, Parks & Recreation‘s iconic carnivore Ron Swanson hits us with a PSA in response to recent news of an “unavoidable,” global bacon shortage.
Portrayed by Nick Offerman, the deadpan NBC character warns, “There is time if you act immediately. Procure as much bacon as humanly possible and hide it as in many locations as you can.” He then proceeds to show us just a few of the 38 spots in which he stashes the tasty meat product.
Start hoarding your own collections, kids, before it’s too late!
The more you know.
