Kicking off her new season of Chelsea Lately on E! this Monday, late night queen Chelsea Handler latched onto some super star power, with appearances from Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston, and a totally naked Sandra Bullock.
In the 2.5 minute opening sketch, Sandy confronts Handler in the staff showers of the show's "fancy new stage" only to berate her about her shortcomings as a talk show host. "First of all, stop calling yourself 'the white Oprah,'" Sandra warns. Meanwhile, both ladies aren't sporting a stich of clothing.
"You are a huge disappointment," she continues. "You have a responsibility to be a role model to young girls and gay and questioning men, okay? And you need to lay off the booze."
The two go on to argue about Chelsea's inclination to sleep with guests, Sandra's refusal to be appear as a guest, and Oprah's complete skepticism regarding who Chelsea Handler even is. There's also some slapping.
Who's ready for a new season of Chelsea Lately?