I'm going to forgo attempting to come up with a suitable Bawitaba pun to kick off this post, and simply say that Kid Rock has now done something I really respect and that should be enough to warrant an article.
Dan McGurk, a 30 year old Detroit man with Down Syndrome, had posted a party invitation to Kid Rock back in August, but had no idea that the musician had received it, let alone planned to attend.
That is one extensive collection of Kid Rock stuff. Kid Rock bed sheets! Somebody made Kid Rock bed sheets and Dan McGurk bought them! That alone warrants a birthday dinner appearance from the man himself.
It also appears that Kid Rock might be drinking a Long Island Iced Tea which is a great thing for him to drink.
Now get in the pit and try to love someone.