Jingle Boobs Reminds Us Of The Reason For The Season

Wise men don't drive traffic. Boobs drive traffic.

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    Sara X, her of the dancing boobs, isn't content to let the holiday season go by without making her own contribution. She's made her boobs dance to "Jingle Bells," and now the world's sad husbands and single dudes can drool over something and pretend they aren't looking at porn for once in their life.

    Done with that video and feel like you want to know how they made it? Because how'd they do that?? Time for a Behind-The-Scenes video.

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    Now, I definitely searched "Jingle Boobs" on YouTube to make this post, and since I want as much traffic as possible on this, I'm going to post some of the other videos I found during that search, all of which, I'd like to reiterate, do not constitute pornography in our current definition of the word.

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    Oh there's more totally-not-porn out there. Don't worry, everyone. You aren't doing anything wrong but watching these videos on a loop.

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    Now that I've given you many, many boobs in this almost SFW post, I want to be repaid with 10 million views. If this video doesn't get 10 million views, the Internet has failed me, and I won't forget about it.

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