“Fantastic Four” Teaser Is Here, I’m Still Having Ioan Gruffudd Flashbacks

Fox Studios is rebooting the Fantastic Four series after last decade’s two-film debacle, and now we have the first trailer, prominently featuring Miles Teller (who’s is turning into Mr. Fantastic at not my fucking tempo!!), Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and the very brief, very quick back of The Thing.

The film is directed by Josh Trank, who previously made Chronicle, and is slated to direct one of the upcoming standalone Star Wars films.

Unfortunately, it looks like we are still quite a ways away from the universe-bending, studio assaulting film mashup of Marvel and DC, plus Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and, fuck it, James Bond.