The Razzie Awards Winners Are In!

The Razzie Awards, the awards show that always coincides with The Oscars celebrating the absolute worst achievements in film every year, are finally here!

Now, before we move on with the winners and loser (/winners?), if you haven’t heard of it, you need to watch the trailer for Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas.

The movie revolves around Kirk Cameron realizing that he needs to save his brother-in-law (named Christian, see what they did there?) from avoiding Christmas because he’s sort of down on the whole thing.

It gets super Jesus-y, is exactly what you’d expect from Kirk Cameron and, of course, won a lot of Razzies. Here’s the trailer.

Yes, I know, Adam Sandler deserves one of these every year, especially a year where he made a movie that was really just a front to get a free trip to Africa for his billionaire family, but can you imagine what Saving Christmas is like? The trailer alone made my head hurt, but that is a feature length film in there. Actors and crew got paid to make this. Anyway, for your Statler and Waldorf channeling pleasure, here are the Razzie Award results.

Worst Picture

WINNER: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Left Behind (A Nicolas Cage movie)

The Legend of Hercules (This came out?)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Worst Actor

WINNER: Kirk Cameron – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Nicolas Cage – Left Behind

Kellan Lutz – The Legend of Hercules (Hahahaha)

Seth MacFarlane – A Million Ways to Die in the West

Adam Sandler – Blended (Major upset!)

Worst Actress

WINNER: Cameron Diaz – The Other Woman and Sex Tape (Wow, her phoned-in performances got noticed in two films for this one!)

Drew Barrymore – Blended

Melissa McCarthy – Tammy

Charlize Theron – A Million Ways to Die in the West

Gaia Weiss – The Legend of Hercules

The Razzie Redeemer Award

WINNER: Ben Affleck – From Winner for GIgli to Oscar contender for Argo/Gone Girl

Jennifer Aniston – 4-time Razzie nominee, to SAG nom for Cake

Mike Myers – From Razzie winner for Love Guru to Director of Supermensch

Keanu Reeves – From 6-time Razzie nominee to John Wick

Kristen Stewart – From Razzie winner for Twilight to Camp X-Ray

Worst Supporting Actress

WINNER: Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cameron Diaz – Annie

Nicola Peltz – Transformers: Age of Extinction

Brigitte Ridenour – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Susan Sarandon – Tammy

Worst Supporting Actor

WINNER: Kelsey Grammer – Expendables 4, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too and Transformers: Age of Extinction

Mel Gibson – Expendables 3

Shaquille O’Neal – Blended

Arnold Schwarzenegger – Expendables 3

Kiefer Sutherland – Pompeii

Worst Director

WINNER: Michael Bay – Transformers: Age of Extinction

Darren Doane – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Renny Harlin – The Legend of Hercules

Jonathan Liebesman – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Seth MacFarlane – A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Screen Combo

WINNER: Kirk Cameron & His Ego – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Any 2 Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors): Transformers: Age of Extinction

Cameron Diaz & Jason Siegel – Sex Tape

Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, Pecs or Glutes – The Legend of Hercules

Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron – A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Screenplay

WINNERS: Darren Doane & Cheston Hervey – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Kate Angelo, Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller – Sex Tape

Evan Daugherty, Andrew Nemec & Josh Applebaum – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ehren Kruger, based on cartoons and action figure – Transformers: Age of Extinction

Paul LaLonde 7 John Patus, based on the novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins – Left Behind

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

WINNER: Annie

Atlas Shrugged #3: Who Is John Galt?

The Legend of Hercules

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Transformers: Age of Extinction