People talk about how hard it is to make it in show biz. But apparently, all you need to get a movie made these days is to be an 8-year-old boy with an imagination. That's the only conclusion we can make from this trailer for a film so obvious it makes Snakes on a Plane look like Solaris. We give you: Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs.
In case you're confused, yes this is a real movie. Actual people spent actual money hiring actual actors and animators to create this film. In case the trailer was too dense, here's a handy plot summary from the IMDB page of this real movie: "After an accidental explosion at a local mine, dinosaurs emerge from the rubble to terrorize a small western town. Now, a group of gunslingers must defend their home if anyone is going to survive in a battle of cowboys versus dinosaurs."
Cowboys Vs Dinosaurs will be available for digital download on May 19.