Pastor Tells Bullshit Story About Punching A Kid In The Chest

Church: Now with 20% more hogwash!

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    We all know pastors make stuff up. And I'm not even talking about the Bible. That stuff's fine. That's what they're supposed to be talking about.

    But, sometimes a pastor will make something up during a sermon to prove a point. In this case, a pastor made up a bullshit story about punching an annoying kid in the chest. I'm assuming he did it to prove a point, but who knows what that would be. That God is violent and wants you to hit children? We already know that!

    Fortunately for the pastor, the commissioner of Christianity, after hearing his admission of child abuse, elected to hand down a two-sermon suspension.

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