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Ghost Woman Spotted on Mars is Totally Not a Rock

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

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    I love the internet so much sometimes.

    So Curiosity Rover captured an interesting image in its enormous collection of photographs from Mars: a shadowy shape on the red planet’s surface that looks a bit like a woman’s figure. (I honestly thought it looked more phallic at first glance, which is probably some internalized sexism thing I need to work on.)

    The website “UFO Sightings Daily” pounced on this image, insisting that this was evidence of life on Mars; and now the story has been picked up by Mashable and other big sites.

    ”I have to admit, it looks like a woman partly cloaked. The woman seems to have breasts...indicated by the shadow on its chest. We also see two arms that are lighter in color and what looks like a head with long hair. Its hard to tell if this is a living being, or a statue of a being from long ago. However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being. Also it is facing the Mars rover...watching it from a distance.

    Gaaaah, so creepy! And it gets better:

    ”Remember the Apollo 20 mission, not the fake TV show, but the real mission? Well William Rutledge (astronaut) said inside the cigar ship in Deporte Crater (moon) he saw glass tubes on the walls with tiny human-like skeletons in them about 4-6 cm long. This looks real. And it should concern every country in the world. There is life out there.

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