Trump Had Porn Star Stormy Daniels Spank Him With a Forbes Magazine

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  • Look, with a president who is good at making every day seem like a hurricane of absolute chaos, I’m impressed with how much this “Donald Trump pays a porn star hush money” has stayed in the news cycle longer than the usual “thirty four minutes on Twitter, maybe a whole hour if it kind of matters.” In a way, it’s because details about Trump’s disgusting sex life keep… slowly trickling out. The latest viscous trickle? Apparently, Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a Forbes magazine.

    The weirdest part? Chances are very, very good he and his kids were on the cover — including Ivanka Trump —the daughter Trump keeps making weird sexual comments about. Also, again, himself. What does it say that the president of the United States got a pornographic actress to spank him on the ass with a photo of him and his children? Paging Dr. Freud! Please give the phone to your fucked up as hell cousin, Stinky, because this is too weird even for you. Yikes!

    What do you think of the fact that the president got a porn star to hit his butt with a rolled up money magazine with his face on it? Let us know in the comments.

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