89-year-old fights off sword-wielding robber
Miyo Koba was threatened with a sword while defending her store, Frank's Market from a robber, but she wasn't bothered.
She grabbed scissors to counter what she called the assailant's "little sword" but police said it extended three feet.
"It looked like a toy to me so I didn't feel threatened," she said. "It probably made me feel a little more brave."
Koba swung a club at him and hit him in the legs. The robber rode away with the market's register which was found with his sword.
"It was like a comedy," the most badass old woman ever told KREM2 News.