There has to be a Deflate-gate here, right? There's no way this guy just plucked "Championship Match" out of thin air. (Note: not a cliché. The air inside the Wheel of Fortune studio must be especially thin to fit into Pat Sajak's cigar-addled lungs.)
The first thing that came to my mind (and I was intentionally trying really hard to figure it out in under three seconds) was "Heavenly Gates" but that's still four letters short.
Very impressive and this man should immediately play the Powerball.