Look. I don’t know what it’s like to be insanely rich (yet… you just see… you just see!). I don’t know what it’s like to have Kanye money. But if I had Kanye bucks, I guess maybe I would do what he did which was hire soft jazz star Kenny G to serenade his wife Kim Kardashian in a room full of roses on Valentine’s Day. Kardashian celebrated the event by posting a photo of the often ironically appreciated Kenny G in said room, with the message “NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ???” What I like about that message, is it implies that Kim Kardashian is kind of star struck by Kenny G which like– sure, why not. I’m sure he’s not in the orbit of weird celebrities you meet in the rap and reality show world every day.
Plus, each of those roses is like eight bucks a pop! That’s not nothing! Good job, Kanye. Nothing says love like a ton of roses and the soothing sounds of Kenny G.
Kanye is yet to discuss what his inspirations were in bringing in Mr. G, but I’m sure it’s all the better part of the same brain that keeps bringing us non stop chaos at all hours of the day. I mean, we’ve finally gotten a good Kanye West story, how good is that? No more weird hats or knowing about Scott Adams, both massive missteps in the artist’s exciting career.
If you want to surprise your loved one, but don’t have a budget to hire Kenny G, then we have some easy steps. Step One: Take the cardboard tube out of a paper towel roll. Step Two: put a big mop on your head. Step Three: Play this video below behind you as you blow into it and pretend you’re Kenny G! There we go! So easy!
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