Jenna Marbles is the hot girl from high school that you haven't seen in years in Captain Morgan's "'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving" commercial.
This week, hundreds of thousands of college kids are heading back to their home towns for Thanksgiving, with a hope of meeting up with old friends — and maybe a few old crushes — at the local bar.
A holiday-spirited poem tracks one man's run-in with Holly, the girl every guy at the bar seems to be oggling. She happens to be there without a guy. It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
Don't worry — it actually has a sweet, non-sexual ending. Also note: these guys are in the back of a car on their way home. Drink responsibly, folks.