As you may know, One Direction member Louis Tomlinson had a baby boy in January. His name is Freddie and his mom is Briana Jungwirth, who isn’t actually a celebrity aside from being the mother of Louis Tomlinson’s child.
Or is that just what they WANT you to think????
Here’s the thing — many One Direction fans have believed for years that Louis and his bandmate Harry Styles are passionately in love with each other, and their evil producers just won’t let them come out so they can keep making money off the fangirls. And because fans are almost never wrong about anything, this business with Briana and a baby is probably just another attempt to convince everyone that Louis/Harry isn’t real.
Well, we’re not going to be fooled that easily. This amazing Tumblr post has all the evidence — like for starters, how the Twitter account @BrianaFacts was set up before anybody knew Louis was dating her, so who would even set that up if it wasn’t some PR guy laying the groundwork for a cover-up?
Or what about that time Louis found a baby doll on the stage during a concert, threw it into the crowd and said “It’s not real!” What, you think he was just reassuring the audience that he wasn’t flinging a live baby off the stage? Okay, sheeple — CLEARLY he was giving everyone a big clue that his own baby news was a sham.
The list goes on and on — and if it’s not enough to convince you of the conspiracy, at least it’s highly entertaining, let’s be honest. Unless, of course, you happen to be the baby’s parents, who do not appreciate this intrusion into their private life. Here’s how Briana responded to the rumors: