So if you haven't heard, the next President of the United States is definitely going to be Donald Trump. He announced his candidacy earlier today, first on Instagram and then in a truly amazing press conference that was so full of quotable moments, we almost didn't know what to do with ourselves.

Key points:

- He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and charge Mexico for the bill
- President Obama will probably be golfing, lolz
- Donald Trump owns lots of world-class golf courses
- #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
- "When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?"
- He's less popular than Voldemort.
- He is very rich.