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So if you haven’t heard, the next President of the United States is definitely going to be Donald Trump. He announced his candidacy earlier today, first on Instagram and then in a truly amazing press conference that was so full of quotable moments, we almost didn’t know what to do with ourselves.
Key points:
– He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and charge Mexico for the bill
– President Obama will probably be golfing, lolz
– Donald Trump owns lots of world-class golf courses
– #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
– “When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”
– He’s less popular than Voldemort.
– He is very rich.
