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Donald Trump Running for President, Is Very Rich

The next President of the United States, everybody.

  • So if you haven't heard, the next President of the United States is definitely going to be Donald Trump. He announced his candidacy earlier today, first on Instagram and then in a truly amazing press conference that was so full of quotable moments, we almost didn't know what to do with ourselves.

    Key points:

    - He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and charge Mexico for the bill
    - President Obama will probably be golfing, lolz
    - Donald Trump owns lots of world-class golf courses
    - #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
    - "When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?"
    - He's less popular than Voldemort.
    - He is very rich.

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