This 2008 video from Harper Collins children's author, Alec Greven, is an oldie but such a goodie, and is making the viral rounds. Watch as he promotes his book, "How To Talk To Girls" and shares his nuggets of wisdom including:
"If you fall in love with a girl and she ditches you, then you have to get over it."
And other classic lines like:
"You have to control your hyperness. Cut down the sugar, because unless the girl is hyper and that's pretty rare, you won't get a good start."