Look, we on the internet love weirdness, and we just got a doozy. New Zealand's soap opera Shortland Street just had a cliffhanger. A grand and glorious cliffhanger. Sort of a "Who Shot JR" or "Who Shot Mr. Burns" (for the younger crowd) of our era. This show is twenty five years old, and I wish I could have watched every moment to appreciate the drama of this moment.
I'll let you watch the clip above before delving deeper.
So let's dig in. Who is this character? Is he famous for having a penis so weird looking his father could recognize it on an iPad? Why is embarrassing iCloud file sharing a plot in both this clip and Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel vehicle The Sex Tape. And more importantly— whose penis was it exactly!?
I am asking you the reader! Whose penis was it! Chime in with that and more in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.