In the eternal war between animal and man, such as the cop who was terrified by a mouse just last week — comes the latest fire in this eternal battle — the war between goose and cop after a goose tackled a Clarksville, Indiana cop to the ground. What crime hath committed this goose? What was he defending? Was it his eggs against a cop's angry egg stepping shoe? Was it his collection of goose food against a cop's angry goose food eating hand? It is literally impossible to tell.
Still, it gives us a nice feeling of anarchy when an animal fights against a cop, right? We go "Mmm, it's not me doing this! It's an animal! Even something that doesn't have any understanding of what a cop is, is ready to fight one! Mmm!"
Glorious. Geese. Our greatest anarchists. What do you think of this insane video? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.