Why does Trump run his White House as if it was a low rent reality show? I don't know. Why does Trump do anything. I will say this though — it can yield some wild results. Take for example the tale of Anthony Scaramucci — nicknamed… The Mooch! The Mooch has just been let go from the Trump administration after only ten days, but jeeeeez what a ridiculous ten days it's been. You guys! Jeeeez!
Scaramucci's tenure started with meme and blog favorite Sean Spicer quitting over his appointment — so already we're like, "The Mooch is a mover and shaker! It's The Mooch!", then the Mooch swore to find the leakers, focusing on Reince Preibus, the GOP mainstay who blocked Scaramucci's appointment for six months. Then things got off the rails.
Responding to a question from a New Yorker journalist about a meeting between Trump and Fox News president Bill Shine, Scaramucci called the reporter in question and unloaded to him in a deranged profanity laced rant where, amongst other things he said —
"Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months"
This disgusting tirade made its way into the news and it didn't stop there for Scaramucci. His wife's divorce from him made the papers and the reasons for it were all the more odd — he missed his son's birth to be with Donald Trump at the boy scout jamboree and texted his wife "I will pray for our son" after she gave birth.
Less covered is also the fact that over the weekend The Mooch e-mailed back and forth with a fake Reince Preibus. Bananas.
And now folks, The Mooch is gone. The Mooch is in the wind having last a cartoonishly disastrous ten days.
What do you think of the Mooch's insane disastrous ten days where he worked for Trump for a little over a week and it ruined his life? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.