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1. Vine
Source: lh3.ggpht.com
Vine is not an app that helps you with your gardening.
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2. Grindr
Source: upload.wikimedia.org
Grindr IS NOT and I repeat NOT an app that successfully locates nearby sandwiches.
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3. Facebook
Source: www.facebook.com
Contrary to popular belief, Facebook is not an app that helps you read people’s faces. Although, that’d be pretty convenient.
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4. Pandora
Source: community.digitalmediaacademy.org
You CAN open this app without releasing all the evils of the world! That is, unless you’re playing the Lucifer station…
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5. Tumblr
Source: 1.bp.blogspot.com
Yep, made myself a nice cocktail the other night and tried to pour it into my Tumblr app. RIP iPhone.
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6. Shazam
Source: designshack.net
Does not summon DC superhero, Shazam.
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7. Yelp!
Source: static01.nyt.com
Does not help you scream after you get robbed.
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8. Flipagram
Source: www.sharedapk.com
This app is not a social networking app for drug dealers.
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9. Google Drive
Source: www.hkdrustvo.hr
This is not a substitute for a car!
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10. Tinder
Source: www.camfoundation.com
This app will not help you light a fire after you get lost in the woods.
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11. Instagram
Source: lh3.ggpht.com
Instagram is not a cocaine delivery app.
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12. Temple Run
Source: direct.theindianrepublic.com
Does not find gyms that double as houses of worship.