Vine is not an app that helps you with your gardening.
Grindr IS NOT and I repeat NOT an app that successfully locates nearby sandwiches.
Contrary to popular belief, Facebook is not an app that helps you read people’s faces. Although, that’d be pretty convenient.
You CAN open this app without releasing all the evils of the world! That is, unless you’re playing the Lucifer station…
Yep, made myself a nice cocktail the other night and tried to pour it into my Tumblr app. RIP iPhone.
Does not summon DC superhero, Shazam.
Does not help you scream after you get robbed.
This app is not a social networking app for drug dealers.
9. Google Drive
This is not a substitute for a car!
This app will not help you light a fire after you get lost in the woods.
Instagram is not a cocaine delivery app.
12. Temple Run
Does not find gyms that double as houses of worship.