Watch Eminem Freestyle And Say Really Offensive Things About Women

This video is a Shady Cypher, which is Eminem freestyle to promote his label’s new compilation album, Shady XV. If indeed this is really freestyling from Shady, it’s quite impressive from an improvisational standpoint. Of course, the feeling of “Wow, he’s still got it” wears out when you hear some of the things he says, which seem intended to anger those of us in the PC police (i.e. those with empathy, respect for the struggles of others, etc.)

But I may fight for gay rights especially if they dyke / It’s more of a knockout than Janay Rice / Play nice / Bitch, I’d punch Lana Del Ray right in the face twice like Ray Rice in broad daylight in plain sight of the elevator surveillance / Til her head is banging on the railing and then celebrate with the Ravens.

Here’s the quote in question below:

Some other nuggets:

Bitch thinks she’s heaven-sent / it’s evident that she never been with seven inches / yes I said seven I measured it / seven inches from the floor / while I’m standing on the fourth floor balcony at the Sheraton while I’m stretching it

See what kind of effect she has on the opposite sex when I push her flexible little sexy ass to a plate of plexiglass

So don’t look at me weird when I start shifting gears and shit resmears all over Britney Spears / And these little Disney queers.

So, yeah, he’s angry at women and wants them to know that his penis is, like, really big.