Taylor Swift Buys Porn, Kind Of

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    The above-used manipulative screencap of Taylor Swift from her video Blank Space illustrates one thing: you will click on anything that says either “Taylor Swift” or “porn.” Or both.

    This morning, two of everyone’s favorite things came together to trend on both Facebook and Twitter: Taylor Swift and porn. For some reason, a multitude of outlets decided to cover the fact that Taylor Swift went ahead and bout TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult.

    It would be foolish, though, of Taylor Swift, and really any celebrity, to not buy their names in porn domain names.

    “Taylor Swift porn” gets 18,100 searches every month. “Taylor Swift adult” only gets 10, but you’ve really gotta cover your bases. Even just getting those domain names will probably help them re-direct 18,000 perverts per month to an actual Taylor Swift owned page.

    Anyway, if you’ve been seeing this on your news feed, that’s all there really is to this particular piece of absolutely-necessary journalism gold.

    Maybe go ahead and buy your own name in porn domains as well. Why the hell not?

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