Seamless Spoof Promises Zero Human Interaction Ever

"You want food, not the psychological minefield of human interaction."
By Bailey Johnson
  • Human beings: so gross! It’s so great the companies like Seamless have made it so we can order food without having to actually talk to another human. But what about the delivery person that brings me my food? Can’t Seamless do something about that?

    Turns out, they can.

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  • Created by the Bilderbergers, this funny spoof has a simple concept: any human is too much human. We don’t want to have to think about people when we’re eating. That’d be weird. Better to leave it all to the drones. Drones don’t judge. (Also, hopefully Seamless is working on drone chefs, right?)