Something Better Happen In This Last Hunger Games Movie

Or else....well nothing. It's the last movie and they'll have all my money.
By Jonathan Harris
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    So something’s going to happen in this movie, right? Because, that last one was a two-hour movie released in an actual movie theater – and more happened in My Dinner With Andre.

    Seriously, this movie had such an empty plot you’d think Jesus had been buried there three days before. Zing!

    I mean, this movie was so dull Tipper Gore divorced it. DOUBLE ZING!

    Mockingjay Part 1 was such a cynical, brazen cash-grab it should go on tour with the Grateful Dead.

    Okay, I feel better.