Putting Fire Ants On Your Penis: Probably Not The Best Idea

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By Jonathan Harris
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    Tomorrow would have been Ryan Dunn’s 38th birthday, and we honor him by showing a kid in Thailand pouring fire ants onto his genitals.

    It should be noted that the above sentence is not necessary to enjoy this video. Neither is that previous sentence or this one. In fact, you don’t need to read any more from me in order to glean maximum enjoyment out of this video. It’s just that the first sentence was only 24 words and I felt bad doing so little work.

    But honestly, do you really need me to do a lot of work? It’s a kid screeching because he has goddamn fire ants on his penis! I don’t care if you’re Chuck Klosterman, there’s nothing you could add to make that video any better.

    Why are you still reading this? I’m only still writing to meet an arbitrary quota. You could have watched the video again by now.

    Okay, that seems like enough words to finally publish this thing. Watch the video again. If you’ve learned anything from this post, it’s to watch the video again.