Donald Trump Running for President, Is Very Rich

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  • So if you haven’t heard, the next President of the United States is definitely going to be Donald Trump. He announced his candidacy earlier today, first on Instagram and then in a truly amazing press conference that was so full of quotable moments, we almost didn’t know what to do with ourselves.

    Key points:

    – He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border and charge Mexico for the bill

    – President Obama will probably be golfing, lolz

    – Donald Trump owns lots of world-class golf courses

    – #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

    – “When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”

    – He’s less popular than Voldemort.

    – He is very rich.

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