The Best Terrible Wedding Toast Ever

These bridesmaids can't sing to save their lives, but they won't let that stop them!
By Christine Linnell
  • If you love fancy weddings and also love cringing your face off, do we have a treat for you.

    Kelsey and Maddie Hallerman’s sister Caitlin got married last month to a guy named John Weaver, and they performed a medley of pop songs to celebrate the occasion.

    And of course the whole point is that it’s corny and embarrassing and they can’t sing, but oh my god it’s bad. So bad.

    Highlights include parodies of Tracy Chapman’s “Give Me One Reason,” the Jackson 5’s “I Want You Back,” Backstreet Boys’ “Everybody” and Michael Jackson’s “Black or White.”

    The newlyweds met at USC and got married in Lake Tahoe at the West Shore Cafe and Inn with hundreds of their very well-off friends, making this the whitest wedding in the history of weddings.