Florida Woman Does Meth and Joyrides Through Walmart Eating Snacks

Oh, Florida.
By Christine Linnell
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    Come on, like you’ve never wanted to hijack a motorized shopping cart and cruise through Walmart eating snacks off the shelves.

    While drunk on wine. After shooting crystal meth. Totally ordinary behavior.

    A woman from Florida (who would have guessed) is facing theft and drug charges after her personal adventure through Walmart last week:

    Josseleen Lopez, 25, allegedly shot up meth and then exhibited odd behavior at a Walmart inLecanto. She had a half empty bottle of wine in her cart and ate sushi, mini muffins, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office.

    The sheriff’s office responded to a call from Walmart on Dec. 22 that Lopez was being held after consuming $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the store.

    Deputies found three empty syringes in her possession after arresting Lopez.  She told detectives that she had used the syringes earlier to inject crystal meth.

    Go hard or go home, I guess. Actually, just go home.

    Lopez explained that she didn’t want to take anything from the store, so she just ate whatever she could while still in the store. Seems reasonable.