Will Ferrell and Christina Aguilera Fight Jimmy Fallon Over Tight Pants

If you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I sure wish Will Ferrell and Christina Aguilera would sing a weird song together about wearing really tight pants,” the people at The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon heard your wish and made it come true.

Decked out in matching tight white pants, Ferrell and Aguilera started off this sketch singing about how everyone in town is talking about them and their pants — but trouble comes along soon in the form of Jimmy Fallon himself insisting that everyone is talking about his tight pants. If it sounds repetitive and silly, it is, but only because it’s supposed to be. It’s the kind of weird that works, in its own bizarre way, and leaves you realizing that yes, you probably would in fact watch an entire feature length film starring these three with the premise of a neighborly musical controversy over whose tight pants are truly the tightest. Hey Lorne Michaels, that sounds like something up your alley, why don’t you give them a call? We’ll be waiting. And rewatching.