Dude Terrified by Drainpipe Bird: “I Literally Pissed My Pants!”

One week ago, Dylan Higgs was just another Delta Chi bro, living life — now he’s gone viral for screaming in abject horror after being startled by a bird.

His bravado at the start of the ten-second video is what really sells the whole thing, as he walks up to a drainpipe with his phone out and announces to his friends that something’s coming.

“Look, there’s a bird, dude, it knows what’s good,” he insists. “I’m telling you, I heard it inside.”

And that’s when the bird pops out from the side an inch in front of his face and scares the hell out of him. (Honestly, I can’t say I would have handled it any differently.)

Dylan’s priceless reaction has now gone viral and earned him some good-natured teasing from the internet.