How is it fair for Taylor Swift to still look cool when she’s white girl wasted?
As much as she talks about watching Law and Order: SVU for hours on end, we know there’s no such thing as a truly normal weekend for Taylor Swift. This one was no exception, as she debuted her new Apple Music ad, attended a friend’s wedding, and got drunk at Coachella… all on the same day.
Taylor was spotted in the VIP area of the crowd during her boyfriend Calvin Harris’ set on April 17th, and she got extra hype when Rihanna made a surprise appearance. During a performance of “We Found Love,” she seemed to have a blast with a whole roster of other celebrities, including (*clears throat*): Lorde, the Haim sisters, Karlie Kloss, model Martha Hunt, Empire actress Sereyah McNeill, YouTuber Todrick Hall, DJ Snake, and Fifth Harmony’s Camila Cabello.
While we’re now pretty convinced that she’s saying “This is so crazy!” in one Instagram video, you can pretend she’s saying “I’m so wasted!” if you try hard enough. That makes it all the more entertaining.