Rob Kardashian Tweets Kylie’s Number in Incredibly Important Story

The protests in Charlotte have — wait, come back! This story is actually about Kardashians! You guys loved our not one but two Brangelina divorce stories last week. Got to give the people what they want, right?

Tell ’em, O’Jays.

So here’s what went down. This week, Rob Kardashian publicly tweeted his half-sister Kylie Jenner’s phone number — twice, once to do it, and again to prove he wasn’t hacked. Here are his original tweets:

He went on to post a tweet that might clarify his motivations, if you think his motivations are anything other than “get ratings for the newest seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Rob & Chyna.“

I don’t know or care to know who any of these people are, outside of their appearance in a Kanye West lyric, but I have a responsibility to get this story right, dammit! So here’s my attempt to make sense of it all:

As best as I can tell, this guy named Rob Kardashian impregnated his girlfriend, this lady Blac Chyna. Blac Chyna used to date a rapper, Tyga, and has a three-year-old with him. Tyga’s now dating Kylie Jenner, who’s Rob’s half-sister. Then, according to Rob’s tweet, somebody (fellow Kardashians?) tried to throw Rob & Blac Chyna a baby shower — without inviting Blac Chyna. Apparently Kylie had something to do with this so he got mad at her? I don’t know? It’s like a Shakespeare play written by a blackout drunk Ryan Seacrest.

I hope you understood that, because I didn’t. I’m sure it’ll all be detailed and explained on various E! shows in the near future, so if you really want to make sense of it all… uh… watch them I guess?

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