Oh No Dept: Kid Rock To Run For Senator

Oh no.
By Alex Firer
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  • Guys, Trumpism has a lot of negative effects of our culture. It has a lot of symptoms that are disgusting. Not the least of which goes under the name of Michigan Republican Senate Nominee Kid Rock.

    Yup. Yeah. The man behind such trash hits as “American Badass”, the human version of an ironic confederate flag mixed with a Calvin peeing decal is planning to run against— let’s see here— seventeen year Democratic Senator Deborah Stabenow who called for the passage of the Equal Pay Act and who is currently working to end Flint, Michigan’s water crisis. She also just announced the Urban Agricultural Act of 2016! Nice! You can find more on her page here. Please read it so you don’t vote for Kid Rock, even by accident!

    So an experienced democratic woman up against a human garbage truck who is running for office on a wild hair up his butt whim. Oh man. People of Michigan. Please please please don’t screw up the entire Senate.

    There’s Dan Rather above interviewing Kid Rock, as found by the AVClub. And with that, I hereby swear to give this clown no more of my attention until he, like the last big clown I swore not to give any attention, becomes way too big and I sadly have to give him too much attention.

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